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    October 06

    O Motorista....

      O sujeito atravessa quatro sinais vermelhos e uma viatura da polícia o segue até para-lo
    -Muito bonito hein????? -disse o guarda
    -Bonito e veloz!!!!- respondeu o rapaz
    -Sabia que posso tirar sua carteira por isto??? -disse o guarda.
    -Duvido muito, pois faz dois anos que estou tentando tirar minha carteira - disse o rapaz.
    -Cadê o cinto???? - perguntou o guarda.
    -Está lá atrás, segurando o botijão de gás - disse o rapaz.
    O guarda se esquentando com a situação, resolve perguntar para a namorada do rapaz que esta ao lado:
    -Ele é sempre bem humorado assim?????
    -Não, só quando esta bêbado - responde a moça.
    11:06 AM | Blog it

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